If you can read this without the translation, you really need to get a life (I almost managed it). Honestly, if you can understand the translation I would worry a little.
Here is a video of an adorably lazy little machine.
A little proof that my choice of “fine arts” isn’t so bad, in the form of (math^pie/graph). (By the way, that site is pretty reliably awesome, including this Billy Joel themed graph.)
In case you were ever wondering how to deal with a bully in a metropolitan subway, we have the answer, straight from… Russia? I’ve seen that video a bunch of times, and I’m still not sure what impresses me more: his reaction time or the laid back way the other riders enjoy the show.
If not for this video, no one would believe this guy’s story. Which is funny, because it’s basically him just being a lucky idiot.
And finally, the definitive guide I’ve always needed for seat-surrendering courtesy on a New York subway.